cuddlesbatch:

image

image

image

image

rukafais:

graveyardhorse:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm

the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me

asmilinggoddess:

prettyflyforabow-tie:

asmilinggoddess:

ok but one day tony is like “how the fuck do you afford things. you’re captain america you dont have a goddamned day job.” and steve just looks at him “tony, my bank account has been gathering interest since the forties. im fuckin loaded.”

I’d assumed his account would have been frozen

that is the best comment anyone has added to this post and i want to personally thank you for that

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

booochica:

booochica:

petition to change the pride flag to pastel colors because that shit is easier on the eyes

image

✞☯follow for more soft homo☯✞

(Source: primadollly)

misswinterhill:

At Hideaway, in Denmark WA, it is apparently so relaxing that even the birds forget to bird for a while and just snuggle. 

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

closetperspective:

franklyrainbows:

Seriously though, where does Trevor even go?

At first I was like 

WHY IS DOOFENSCHMIRTZ BALD

and then it hit me.


(Source: losttroylerworld)


icalledyoudumb:

myideaoffuniskillingeveryone:

Danny Galieote


(Source: thespoonmissioner)

neptunain:

[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]

lazypacific:

 

(Source: metrodorus)

modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

consulting-tomato:

sneakyfeets:

douboolejoeseven:

MY fUCKIGN BEOTHER

i dont get it

Its a science thing

(Source: doublejoesevendeactivated)

Anonymous asked:
I'm curious have you ever had a relaxer? Can you post a throw back photo of it???

anomaly1:

black--lamb:

i had a relaxer up until i was 20 lol (my mom was a beautician and straightened it when i was 5)

i cut it into a bob in highschool

image

image

then i rebelled (and wore way too much makeup):

image

then came the bowl cut in college…fml:

image

then the try to look like a sorority girl look:

image

then did this mohawk…thing to it in the summer and dyed it red (my eyebrows were also on the battlefield)

image

then i cut that shit off

image

no more relaxers

image

and in the last year….

image

image

(protective style…damn i wore that sweater a lot..)

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

(i skipped a few styles, but you get the gist) 

This post is like watching a flower bloom